Parking lot romance with my lover 💕
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I can’t sleep.
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My head is pounding.
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To the shitty. I mean.. city.
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I don’t have a long sage-y beard to stroke when I’m in deep thought and that makes me really mad sometimes.
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11:48 PM
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12:05 AM
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I’m in a good mood today. Here’s my face you cunts.
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Happy motherfucking Halloween. I’m a motherfucking bear. I catch fish with my teeth. I maul the fuck out of new-agey hikers. I’ve got fucking claws. I get to eat a shitload of food and sleep for months. Then when I wake up I mate with hot bear bitches. I’m the coolest fucking bear I know.
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I’m in a lot of pain today so I just wanna stay home and be a burrito please okay thanks
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I’M READY TO MAKE SOME FUCKING SANDWICHES THIS IS MY LIFE OMG I’M SO HAPPY TO WORK AT MCWENDY’S. …There is not enough vivarin in the world to prepare me for the workday.
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Killing an hour by hanging with Morgan, then date night wiff mah man.  Ah-woo-oooooohhhhhhh
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Old school horror flick marathon with my brothers. 
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I FEEL PRETTY decent looking today.
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My mom was trying to say that I should invite a friend to go bowling with us but then trailed off into a different sentence when she realized I have no friends.
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